Schmock

The art of having artistically placed a piece of dog poo on a stick

That boy used a stick to flick the poo away, but instead he had made himself a schmock

by umbie March 22, 2004

schmog

1) Something you say when there is a long silence in a room or if nothing is going on.

2) Something you say when you can't think of a word. Much like thingamajig.

1) (long silence) Schmog.

2) Damn look at that schmog over there.

by NigMcNig January 18, 2009

Schmohawk

My father was a Shawnee. My mother was a Mohawk. What does that make me? Answer: a Schmohawk. (From The Eddie Cantor Radio Show in the early 1940s)

He is such a schmohawk, he thinks Greenpoint is the tip of a sour pickle.

by Vaildoc February 12, 2018

schmob

to drive, to go somewhere, to do something

Wanna schmob in my car?
Wanna schmob on some grub?

by Max Critchfield June 20, 2003

schmoigle

a small amount

I have a schmoigle of homework to do

by Schmoigle November 10, 2009

schlode

a cross between a schlong (an abnormally large penis) and a chode (a penis that is wider than it is long)
thus meaning that a schlode is a amazingly large meat hammer than is completely useless for anything sexual, but can be used to hit someone over the head with and hurt them, alot.

gemma: so how did it go with tom last night?
georgette: not good! he had a total schlode!

adam: woah henry what happened to your face!
henry: tom got mad and hit me with his schlode, fucking asshole

by henry89 February 13, 2009

Schmidtman

AWESOME person! Person of the Schmidtman Clan. Unique in every way. Beautiful, sexy, strong, sexy, princess on the outside, porn-star on the inside.

"Don't you wish your girlfriend was Schmidtman like me!

by schmidty1 June 11, 2011