Schlabs

v. Getting one's dick wet

n. The act of penetration, usually oral

Derived from the sound made by a hard cock on a wet set of lips

Bro 1: Did you bag that skeezer last night?

Bro 2: Nah dude, she's a teaser. I didn't even get schlabs!

by schlabmaster69 May 31, 2010

schluffy

slouchy, one of poor posture, mopey

Her mother told her to not be schluffy when she walked away after she was told she had to go to bed.

by mom May 13, 2005

schluber

Slang name for a taxi (Uber) in Melbourne and Hobart

Hey boysie shall we get a schluber?

by Rollskins December 4, 2017

schlubbag

A schlub who vapes and considers getting gages. Basically a cross between a douchebag and a schlub

Check this Russ guy out, getting his last vape in for the night.
He's a total schlubbag!

by Iben Wakenoff July 31, 2018

Schlübendüben

A word popularized by the rapper Lil Snips featured in his song schlübendüben

“Bro what’s a Schlübendüben”

by Jizz boss May 26, 2019

schlubi

It's like saying dumb to someone that you hate so much

You're very schlubi!

by anonymous May 21, 2021

Schlubi

A loveable and endearing title assigned to one's brother-in-law.

Hey Iz, it's me Schlubi, have you seen that new gorgeous establishment up on Broadway?

by Schlubi123 October 28, 2021