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To intentionally or unintentionally copy another persons opinions, ideals, visions of the future and vernacular in order to obtain acceptance from their peers in a lame attempt at awesomeness.
Person A: yo, crosby fucking suckkks. worst player in the nhl by far.
Scanner: yeah man, he sucks! hes definitely the worst player ever!!!1!1!!11!!!!!
Person B: do you ever formulate your own opinions, or are you just going to piggyback on everyone elses?
Scanner: (To Person A) yeah ya duster, stop copying me.
Person B: ughhhh, what a fucking scanner.
by d-bombbb March 2, 2009
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Scantron

One who gets a tummy tuck, and walks around everywhere bitching at everyone, thinking they are the 'Big Boss' on campus.
Hey what class are you in?
Where are you supposed to be?
You don't like to follow rules do you?
Scantron, is god
by Mr, Justin S. March 4, 2010
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scancer

a sunburn that could ulimately lead to skin cancer
"damn, look at this scancer"
"My scancer really hurts right now"
"could you pick up some aloe for my scancer?"
by Kayla December 1, 2004
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Santeria

by Hunts is Hunter March 28, 2009
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slanter

the girl's version of banter
it's a mix of slag and banter, therefore slanter
because we all know that girls are incapable of having banter, what they think is 'banter' is actually slanter
Guy: I would do your dad up the ass so hard (this is banter)
Girl: I would do your dad up the ass so hard (SLANTER)

2 guys: Bare banter from last night
2 girls: Bare slanter from last night
by vish19 March 21, 2010
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tam o'shanter

Rhyming slang for 'banter'.
"I cancelled the next date. His Tam O'Shanter was just awful..."
by moosh87 January 3, 2008
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scatter the riders

scatter the riders is a saying,
if someone says scatter the riders its means to beat the fuck out off a bunch of cunts hanging together
scatter=fuck em up and leave em lying scattered all over the floor
riders=a group of people
mafia leader:scatter the riders
me:ok
ML:well done
by flippa April 5, 2004
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