One man ejaculates on another ones hairy chest and let's it harden so it looks like an ice skating rink.
by Otsego66 May 24, 2019
A contest in which the two contestants masturbate while holding hands and keeping continuous eye contact. The person who finishes first wins.
Bored at the bus station, my friend and I decided to take part in a little game of San Francisco Knife Fighting. I can't believe he finished without blinking once!
by Sir Hamm's June 10, 2017
A pile of shit, usually laid out like rolled tacos. Usually found left on the streets by a homeless person. Sometimes can be found in a to-go box or bag.
Woah! That homeless guy just pulled down his pants and left some San Francisco Rolled Tacos on the sidewalk.
by Skawt August 29, 2019
Drug an old rich widows cougar drink at a club. Take her to a cheap hotel room, fuck her til she passes out, steal all of her jewelry and leave before she wakes up...
by The Silent Duck December 02, 2007
by inspironb120 June 20, 2009
When a person shoves their index finger all the way up the other person's ass and curls it in a "come hither" motion, resembling a fish hook. The Hooker then lifts the Hookee by the hook in their ass, suspending them like the Golden Gate Bridge by their asshole.
Bill thought he was getting a prostate exam, but was surprised by the doctor's unprofessionalism when it turned out to be a San Francisco Fish Hook instead.
by zotlaker August 31, 2007
by joshinfourcolours May 27, 2006