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Sad Drunk

A sad drunk is a person who only induldges in alcohol when he or she must get his or her mind off something that is deeply troubling them.
Gertrude bacame a sad drunk once Ken broke her heart.
by ChaoticKitty March 21, 2008
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Sad Twerking

A quote used by a fan of Lana del Rey for a meme.
~People think that you can’t dance to ‘Cherry’ but look, I’m sad twerking to this song
by I just don’t know August 8, 2019
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Sad handjob

A handjob when the only lubrication is the tears of the person giving the handjob.
After Mark insulted Tina's love making he was relegated to a sad handjob.
by Sad handy August 20, 2013
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Sad Boi

Young male who spends most of his time in the feels, listening to artists like Drake and Bryson Tiller. They stay up really late thinking about past relationships, and what could have been. This behavior is very common post breakup.
Mike: Man, I haven't seen Steven since his breakup with Molly, I'm really worried about him.

Josh: Yeah, he's been a real Sad Boi lately, always in the feels.
by squaaad up November 14, 2016
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sad case

A contemptible and depraved individual, one whose actions are an embarrassment to himself and/or others.
That kid is a level SR130 on Halo 4 and it's only been out for a month. What a sad case.

That kid spends half his days on Facebook rummaging through his news feed. What a sad case.

That girl cares about what people say on Facebook. What a sad case.
by MrKapper Is Back January 2, 2013
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Sad Masti

A Sad Masti is when you masterbate while sad.

Because we all know tears are the best lube.
Damn.. the boys won't come to the pub tonight. (Has a Sad Masti)
by CanYouHearThat November 25, 2015
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Sad Trumpet

the act of slowly masurbating while staring into a mirror and crying.
The man was feeling particularly depressed wednesday, when his wife caught him doing the sad trumpet in the living room. Wearing nothing but his socks, he slowly tugged one out while staring at himself full length mirror. Dejected tears rolled slowly down his cheeks to the sound of TAPS playing quietly in the background.
by z0mbieparade November 14, 2013
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