Swallow a joke book

To describe when a person is humorous for a lengthy period of time.

Everything that guy said was funny, did he swallow a joke book or something?!?

Also can be replaced by 'dictionary' for someone who says words that no-one understands.

by alimccarley October 9, 2008

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cum swallowing whore

Someone who lives for swallowing cum from any cock that she can get to use her body strictly for the self gratification of the male's penis and pleasure. Someone who takes great joy and pleasure knowing she has fulfilled the one true purpose God intended for women to serve. And willing source of eager sleaze to let men fill in every hole with nothing but cock and sperm. To swallow, always savoring.

I am a cum swallowing whore in dire need of some fresh thick cum to drink.

by Naughtia Swalloman July 28, 2017

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cum swallowing daisy

to perform profound acts

Dave took it apon himself to swallow, regurgitate on to his own chest, then spiderman himself, while michelle and brendan reeped havoc on his arsehole.... together.
cum swallowing daisy

by ryan aka straight November 8, 2007

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Swallow Your Pride

To ingest your own sperm.
Usually used in context by a dominant female,
while referring to a submissive male.

"I wanna make your beg for it,
Then I'mma make you swallow your pride"

"Want you to make me feel
Like I'm the only girl in the world"

"Like I'm the only one that's in command
'Cause I'm the only one who understands
How to make you feel like a man"

Rihanna - Only Girl

by TheAutisticHumanBeing July 27, 2016

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huff huff swallow

The method of making a weed hit not hurt so bad. After inhaling the smoke, huff in air twice quickly, and swallow your spit. Similar to the phrase "puff puff pass" just obviously a different meaning.

"Yo, this bong'll fuck you up, huff huff swallow that hit bro."

by Anthony October 8, 2007

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