Southern Bull

An adult beverage. Half southern comfort, half red bull.

Hey bartender, I'll take a Southern Bull.

by bikerpeace87 December 31, 2009

southern smog

yellow clouds of pine pollen that clog the air in the spring.

Man, I thought you washed your car. I did but then I drove through the southern smog and poff its squished worm green again.

by crazy2 June 18, 2010

Southern philanthropist

A style of facial hair. Similar in appearance to that of the Mutton Chops. The sideburns extend down to the chin, almost to form a full beard, then a thin strip is then carefully shaved down the asscrack of the chin. The addition of a mustache is strictly prohibited while sporting the Southern Philanthropist.

Luke: "Look, its heading for those over-sized Mutton chops"

Obi-Wan- "That's no chops... It a Southern Philanthropist"

by 156231586 September 27, 2010

southern valentine

a classy blow job.

like a jersey valentine, but given in lingerie. no tramp stamp should be visible. effuses a combined air of hospitality, obeisance, and bearing.

After dinner last night, my wife presented me with a cocktail and a southern valentine.

by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011

southern poison

whiskey.

I just want to drown you out
With southern poison

by G Love and the Special Sauce December 18, 2012

Southern Belle Syndrome

The competition between two Southern belles to impress a native of the North.

Angela is a victim of Southern Belle Syndrome. She totally sabotaged me when I was introduced to that new transfer student from Columbia!!

by Missy. CC November 8, 2013

southern snow shovel

It's a broom or other device that people in warm climates use to shovel snow because they do not own a real snow shovel.

We got an inch of snow, so I had to get out the southern snow shovel to clear the driveway.

by Yank33 February 11, 2014