by Supervirgin January 21, 2020
lisa was so excited for school today. there was a new student! as he introduced himself as alex. "isn't that a girl name?" said joe. "yeah," said katie. "actually i have no sex" said alex. "I'm non binary."
by Somewierdstudent February 23, 2021
The reproduction of two living organism for the purpose of producing offspring. During the act of sex the male places his penis into the female's vagina. This stimulates the sexual organs to the point of climax and ejaculation. During ejaculation the male releases a batch of semen which only one will be able to fertilize the female's egg.
by MorbidCuteness September 11, 2019
When a mans private part “the penis” is put into a woman’s private part “the vagina” and the man release something called sperm and the woman has eggs that the woman releases the every mouth aka “period ” and at the good time they will have sex and the sperm will go into the egg to fertilise it.
Man: hey wanna have sex?
Woman: sorry I’m not in my mood
Man: it’s fine
Woman: r u sure?
Man: yes I’m sure, a relationship isn’t all about having sex, wanna get Maccas then?
Woman: yes please!
Woman: sorry I’m not in my mood
Man: it’s fine
Woman: r u sure?
Man: yes I’m sure, a relationship isn’t all about having sex, wanna get Maccas then?
Woman: yes please!
by Sav_clair_d December 30, 2020
Sex is something I want to do to this man so badly that I daydream about it every day. It's something I crave so bad that I tingle when I see him, I want to climb this man like Mount Everest. I could suck this man every day and still want more.
by Ilovethatmansobad June 12, 2023
Me: *looks up something on urban dictionary*
Me 5 seconds later: *realized what I was looking at was a sex joke*
Me 5 seconds later: *realized what I was looking at was a sex joke*
by seuneup June 26, 2021
All men love sex. It's fun and when you get naked.
I was really happy. I was partners with Izzy for the school play, and they had to come up with a script. Izzy is the hottest girl at school. She has really big boobs, and is really cute. I asked Izzy over to my house. "Of course, see you at your house" she said. I was walking along, and my hand accidentally touched her boobs. "Hey. That was my boobs you just touched" she said to me. "I'm sorry, but you have nice boobs" I said back to her. Then she bent down to her knees. "Geez, i love your cock" she said. Then we ran to my house as quick as we could. No one was home, so we had the perfect opportunity. We started kissing each other hard. We pressed our lips together, really hard and couldn't stop kissing. I loved it! Then, we started stripping each other off. Izzy took of my trousers, and I started taking off her bra. I saw her boobs, they were so good! Then she started going down to her knees, and sucked my dick, and she was super good at it. I loved the sensation. Then I inserted my dick into her pussy. She screamed! "I love this! Do it again!" I kept doing it again and again inserting my dick into her pussy. In and out, quicker and quicker. It was so much fun. That was the best day of my life.
I was really happy. I was partners with Izzy for the school play, and they had to come up with a script. Izzy is the hottest girl at school. She has really big boobs, and is really cute. I asked Izzy over to my house. "Of course, see you at your house" she said. I was walking along, and my hand accidentally touched her boobs. "Hey. That was my boobs you just touched" she said to me. "I'm sorry, but you have nice boobs" I said back to her. Then she bent down to her knees. "Geez, i love your cock" she said. Then we ran to my house as quick as we could. No one was home, so we had the perfect opportunity. We started kissing each other hard. We pressed our lips together, really hard and couldn't stop kissing. I loved it! Then, we started stripping each other off. Izzy took of my trousers, and I started taking off her bra. I saw her boobs, they were so good! Then she started going down to her knees, and sucked my dick, and she was super good at it. I loved the sensation. Then I inserted my dick into her pussy. She screamed! "I love this! Do it again!" I kept doing it again and again inserting my dick into her pussy. In and out, quicker and quicker. It was so much fun. That was the best day of my life.
by isoni March 17, 2021