Mr Richards

An extremely obese maths teacher with the world largest fat hairy nippons that uncontrollably produce excessive amounts of full fat milk in order to release stress in the upper section of the man-boob and also this milk would somehow defy gravity and tend to splash against his top lip and create a small ripple for all of the class to look at and laugh. He also has an inhuman addiction to using the term 'top set year 10' constantly which in Chinese translates to 'fat over-weight left bollock that sits in a beat-up chair with several board pens inserted into his arse hole in one go while he also sits there pouring a cold pot-noodle into his fat soggy mangina that further leaks of yogurt juice'. Hes also fat...

Mr Richards:Have all of you fags got your equipment?
Student:No you fucking cuntbag ive lost my ruler.
Mr Richards:What a fucking shame you fat cunt, 'your top set year 10'
Student:Fuck

by mrmystery69 February 25, 2016

Richard Starkey

some hot guy also known as RINGO STARR

oh ringo i love you................................

by Dont look back in anger October 30, 2004

Keith Richards

The only man to make ozzy look amish.

Guitarist for The Rolling Stones.

The answer to any bioterrorism or disease out there.

Robin Williams: I do believe there's a cure... for whatever bioterrorism is out there, and it lies within Keith Richards.

by metalhead777 February 23, 2010

Richard Cranium

A dick head. Richard=Dick, Cranium=Head. Therefore, Richard Cranium

(Guy gets wine spilled on him from Richard Cranium) "Dude, you're such a fuckin Richard Cranium!"
dick head dickhead richard ass hole prick sherlock dumb

by Jay-T27 May 31, 2012

Richard Kruspe

Member of the German Heavy Metal band Rammstein who plays lead guitar. Born in Wittemburg, Germany on June 24th, 1967. Former band member of 'Orgasm Death Gimmick'.

Believe it or not, but Richard got involved with Till's ex-wife and had Khira-li Lindemann.

by RichardFanx3 July 03, 2005

slaps richard

Very good, or of high quality. Impressive.

Damn, Ocean Man by Ween slaps richard!

by Walrus Clan January 11, 2020

Lil Richard

"Lil Richard" is often used In the black community when you suspect that a infant/toddler/or child will grow up to be a homosexual. Often said about a male child who has been raised or is being raised as a "momma's" boy.

Dad: Quit holding my son like that!
Mom: Why?

Dad: Hes going to turn out to be a Lil Richard.

by @iamsuirad April 23, 2011