Reuben

biggest heart. brilliant jokes. best personality.

this man has the purest energy along with the kindest soul, he is caring and supportive as well <3

he will always be there for you and make you crack a smile every now and then.

“Have you met the new kid reuben”

Other person, “ yes, sickest oak there is and has the coolest ginger hair”

by King Julian ate your mom November 1, 2021

The Ruben's fast

A form of fasting which permits only consuming Fudruckers, salt grass and Rosa's cafe, banana splits, and Watta Burger for an entire week.

Person one: Hey next week I have to fast, so i am going to chose to do the Ruben's fast
Person two: yea I will try it also

by Ben Steller October 26, 2019

Ruben

Pulling a Ruben is a term used about men masturbating

"Hey Where are you going?"
"I'm going home to pull a Ruben"
"Oh I did that 2 hours ago"

by the cool gang April 21, 2010

Ruben Melendez

The most awesome person in the whole world you could ever meet. He has the kindest heart and will always put a smile on your face. He is a child of God and has a deep love for God; a Christian. He is so hilarious and no matter what will have you laughing like crazy. He is defiantly handsome with those side burns and nicely trimmed beard of his. He will warm your heart with his beautiful voice as he sings to your soul. He could never lie to you only because he'd never have a reason to; he's always truthful. He is Puerto Rican with his dark tan gorgeous skin. He is smart and charming and very sweet, he always knows the right things to say. He is a lady's man, he could win any girl's heart. He's there when you need comfort, he's your shoulder to cry on or your laugh when those tears need to go away. He truly can be you're dream boy, he's absolutely perfect. Hes down to earth and will always be real to you. He is extremely respectful and the biggest sweetheart to ever meet, he may be super silly like 24/7 but that's what makes him-him, and he'll never disappoint you ever. He's extremely happy all the time, nothing gets him down. He's super friendly so like of course he'll be the one to come up to you first and talk to you and sooner than later you two will be laughing together and become good friends :)

I'll just be straight forward now:

-He is truly thee most amazing guy. :)

Jaimie: Do you know Ruben Melendez?

Alicia: Yes, he always makes me laugh like all the time!

Jaimie: Yeah I know right!!! Guess what?

Alicia: What?

Jaimie: I actually think he's finally fell for someone..

Alicia: No way!!! I've had like the biggest crush on him for like ever! Who is she?

Jaimie: ....Thalia? I'm sure thats her name.... but yeah like he's got her heart ;)

Alicia: Dang, I swear that girl is lucky.

by sweetly4trm June 21, 2011

Slick Reuben

You're bangin' your chick doggy style and just before dumping your load, you pull out and jam an umbrella in her ass and while reciting today's weather forecast you drop a clump of MAN-aisse on her back.

Joey was hitting Linda from behind when he decided to give her a slick reuben. It's a good thing his umbrella was ready.

by Barry McCockinher May 5, 2008

Greazy Reuben

Orally injesting the yeast infected discharge from the vagina. The inner Labia ( Labia Minora ) is recognized as the corned beef in the Rueben sandwich and the outer Labia ( Labia Majora) is recognized as the bread from the sandwich. The yeast infected discharge is recognized as the thousand island dressing. Finally the discharge soaked pubic hair serves as the final ingredient, the Sour Kraut.

While going down on Sherie, Billy realized the odd flavor of Sherie's meat skirt was a "Greazy Reuben".

by AK MUD December 8, 2010

Ruben

The projected winner of American Idol.

"Did you watch American Idol last night?"
"Yes, that Ruben will most definetly win."

by HappyHenry35 May 10, 2003