raping stick

A long pointy stick usually poked into any cavity, usually the arse but can be other places like the ear, eye etc.

Mush respect: just rape you up the arse with the raping stick.

by mush respect March 14, 2005

refine

1: to edit into a more polished work

2: to steal; as in refining your morals

I just refined some headphones from Wal-Mart

by Doomwaxer February 12, 2006

Raping the Guardrail

When someone takes a turn so wide and fast in their vehicle, that when they get to the end of the turn, they start driving up against the guardrail, tearing up their vehicle, and giving unwanted attention to the rail, thus raping it.

Driving Teacher: Well, Suzie, you pretty much raped the guardrail on that wide turn you made on the intersect. I'm going to have to fail your driving test.

by Mister E. March 27, 2005

raping the cat

A euphemism for masturbating, derived from a bad pun relating to catgirl porn.

"Dude, I totally walked in on Dave raping the cat!"
"At least he waited until The Secretary was over, unlike last time..."

by Xhihou July 22, 2008

Reginelli

(v) also referred to as "reg" this means to do any sort of Mafia work.

Dude...don't mess with Melissa, she will get her dad Phil to come to your house and "reginelli" your entire family.

by Chris Kaczmarek April 2, 2008

The Regina

A crazy frankensteinish dance or a coughing attack that could knock you over

Lauren did the Regina while she was coughing violently.

by hotel junkies October 26, 2008

Clarence Reginald Whorley Award

This award is given to individuals that consistently lie, make false promises, and screw over their friends for no apparent reason and without any self-gain.

Historically this award can only be given out after one has been nominated and a third party has validated and concedes the nomination.

There is no contesting this award

This award can be given out in two different manners.
1. as a crown for limited circumstances.

2. As a bronze plaque for a life-time achievement award displaying the historically & commercially famous Chicago maître d' Frank Brown. If the rare circumstance of a woman winning this honor occurs the picture of Frank Brown will be replaced with the historically & commercially famous Nancy Green.

Friend 1 "Is Carmen finally coming down to hang out?"

Friend 2 "No, for the 50th time he lied and decided to stay at home to wash his counter tops! This is Ridiculous! I nominate Carmen for the Clarence Reginald Whorley Award for lifetime achievement!”

Friend 1 "I concede that nomination! He’s a shoe in, Good Call!!"

by Merchers February 2, 2010