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table raise

When the excitement of what someone is witnessing is so much that they're able to elevate the table they're sitting at, without touching it with their hands.
Coral's demo really gave leadership a table raise.
by JohnFeldman January 7, 2020
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Gordon Ramsey

The man just about ready to kill or torture you for making the worst or even a small mistake on a recipe or food.
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Dirty Ramsey

Spitting Lamb Sauce onto the dick of a dumb donkey, then using clay chowder to make a sandwich, and yelling "My Granny Fucks Better Than You And She's Dead!"
I gave my pet cow a Dirty Ramsey at a Michelin Star restaurant last week. PETA are really fucked off about it
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gordon ramsey style

To pour burning cheese on somebody's genitals. Oftenly followed up with screaming where's the fucking cheese!
Gordon: let's have sex
You: I would love to lets do Gordon "Gordon Ramsey style"
Gordon: get down there and drop the pants

You: am I missing something?!
Gordon: yes you are... "where's the fucking cheese!"
by Holden deez nuts November 21, 2021
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bella ramsey

literal definition of little body big heart. Best actor ever and steals the hearts of everyone they meet.
“did you see bella ramsey in the last of us?”
“yeah i heard they’re gonna be in TIME season 2! i have the biggest crush on bella ramsey”
by aspielovesbella September 25, 2023
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the gordon ramsey

You cook for your girl but forget to wash your hands after handling jalapenos. Then decide to have sex with her. Thus spreading that jalapeno to her vagina causing burning pain.
Guy 1: "My girl loved dinner but I forgot to wash my hands."

Guy 2: " oh shit! You performed the Gordon Ramsey! I bet that sucked for her! "
by Baddies007 February 22, 2018
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Raise the Cumbrella

Means to 'get a hooker' or 'to find someone to have sex with'.

The term dates back to 1860s and was widely used in port towns, where Amsterdamian merchants sailed to. Amsterdamian accent (mokums) and the word 'come' eventually formed a funny sounding proverb 'raise the cumbrella'.

Term Cumbrella describes elongated eye lashes, which among sex workers served a double purpose to seduce men and prevent pinkeye. Facial ejaculations and therefor cases of pinkeye were common due to lack of protection wear and condoms in general. Rubber condoms were mass produced only after 1860s.

Cumbrella has later become a synonym for condoms.

Update: Gerda Puridle -meme is false, though the story behind the term 'Cumbrella' is somewhat truthbased.
Sailor: I'll be in port for two nights.
Brothel worker: Do you want to raise the cumbrella with me?
Sailor: Why not, shall we?
Brothel worker: We shall.

Sailor 1: I was planning to raise the cumbrella tonight.
Sailor 2: I was thinking the same thing. Where should we go to?
Sailor 1: There is a good brothel two blocks from here.
by The Old Sailor February 15, 2021
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