Chicken Racing

1: A word to describe homophobic men who will say anything to try to convince other people they are not gay even though they are sexually aroused by men and engage in homosexual sex.

I'm not gay I just enjoy enjoy the taste of cock and I love riding cocks that doesn't make me gay, I'm a professional chicken racer lots of people like chicken.

I'm not gay I have a girl friend. "who is transgender and still has male genitalia"

It's only gay if you take it.

2: An innuendo for having sex with a man in the cow girl position.

Examples of Chicken Racing: He's doesn't do gay pornography he is a professional chicken racer.

Are you a Chicken Racer? Yeah I love it one of my favorite hobbies "Another way of using this sexual innuendo if you or another guy is still in the closet and secretive about their sexual preference for men"

by Society Of The Fly September 6, 2016

Ski racing

Possibly the most pretentious sport in the universe. In ski racing there are around 1,000 constantly changing rules that everyone is an expert on. Coaches, racers, parents, officals and your mother-in-law believe that they are the only one that truely understands the sport. Have you ever seen 2 retired 64 year old men get in a fist fight over how a course is set? Well welcome to ski racing fuck nuts! Expect to see more where that came from.

Ski racing is wicked fun. Get ready for exhilarating moments like straping on your skin tight suit and stand on top of a god damn mountain for an hour in -50 degree weather. Don't worry though, it'll all be worth it for the crushing disappointment when you barely tip a gate in the flush and send yourself flying into b-net. No second run either, fuck you, you're an adult now.

Parents are honestly the craziest people in sport of ski racing though. "Ok Timmy, you're 8 years old now so it's time to bolt you onto a couple planks and send you off with a stranger to hurdle down a hill with 20 other 8 year old!" That is honestly the mind set... Fucking crazy!

... I love this sport.

Ski racing is for fags but also happens to be wicked fun

by skitheeastyeti October 25, 2018

Ro-racing

Ro-racing is a type of Esport in which you race cars, bikes and even soap boxes on the online development platform Roblox. It's fairly unknown and obscure. Ro-racing has multiple series or leagues such as ION, RFA and Romula One.

"This is a great Ro-racing league!"
"Have you ever heard of ro-racing?"

by Factor023456 January 3, 2022

Texas Fire Racing

The sexual act in which one lights a girls (or guys) pubes on fire and proceeds to have sexual intercource with them attempting to orgasm before the flames go out.

Guy 1: Hey did you try out Texas Fire Racing
Guy 2: Yeah man, I couldn't win though
Guy 1:Every race is a win with Texas Fire Racing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by TickleMyNutsack December 9, 2016

Ranching

Manipulating younger girls for pleasure because they are much easier and want you because your older. And not like a pedophile kind of way.

Seniors macking on girls from the juniors all the way to freshmen.

"Did you see Johnny ranching on those sophomores! They want his dick!"

by Miguel Led January 4, 2010

racing boxers

boxers with skid marks through them

Branden: have you seen my racing boxers?

Ray and Chris: what are those?

Branden: My boxers that have all the skid marks in them!

Ex: Branden sharts all the time in his racing boxers!

by Ray and Chris September 30, 2006

lahaye racing

way better than sanomx

he will do u think lahaye racing is better ya i do 4 sho

by Anonymous October 12, 2003