An omnipotent god who owns the biggest ranch in the observable universe and has the power to destroy galaxies and owns many planets. He has unlimited power and even more lore behind him. He looks like a 38 year old man, brown hair, a large beard, 287 lbs, 6,3. He is well known by meany extraterrestrial species and was married to a demigod named agatha. He has 2 sons named Tony and Big Business.
Guy 1: “Did you hear about Big Ranch’s new purchase?”
Guy 2: “Its the 85th one this week I am not surprised”
Guy 1: “but still, they say he has infinite amounts of money”
Guy 2: “I believe that statement”
Guy 2: “Its the 85th one this week I am not surprised”
Guy 1: “but still, they say he has infinite amounts of money”
Guy 2: “I believe that statement”
by BigRanchLLC October 12, 2020

Noun:The end result of a blow job, particularly when given by a sorority girl, or offered as an alternative to foodstuffs.
"Every time I order french fries that Jimmy is always offering me his damned trouser ranch."
"C'mon, baby, don't you want some trouser ranch with that?"
"C'mon, baby, don't you want some trouser ranch with that?"
by Kemmy G August 10, 2008

by Vincenzo925 October 5, 2015

After consuming Pizza Ranch the urge to poo is like a kick to the stomach. You squeeze your cheeks and hope the bathroom is open.
by Nobody-important September 14, 2016

Ranch on pizza is seen as disgusting and trifling but people eat that shit anyway because there nasty asf
by Who speaks the truth February 26, 2022

Mike is such a ranch house every time he tells that same story about he and Dino and that famous dj couldn't, to their shock, get into the Freakin' after party.
by Aplusplus March 30, 2017

by Turtle tommy November 4, 2023
