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Ranch finger

When you creampie a girl and then proceed to finger her vagina and finally you finish her off with anal fingering.
Dude I gave that girl the Ranch Finger and now she keeps complaining about having sticky farts!
by YoBoiSkinnyPenis June 17, 2018
mugGet the Ranch fingermug.

Ranch on pizza

Ranch on pizza is seen as disgusting and trifling but people eat that shit anyway because there nasty asf
Person 1 You eat ranch on pizza???

Person 2 yup
Person1 eww you nasty asf

Person 3 that disgusting
by Who speaks the truth February 26, 2022
mugGet the Ranch on pizzamug.

ranch stache

When your fucked up and you lick a bowl of ranch and have some on your face
Man, that bro over there has a ranch stache.
by Lord Anthony October 22, 2017
mugGet the ranch stachemug.

Phillips Ranch

A Los Angeles County suburb in Southern California, located about 30 miles east of downtown Los Angeles. It borders Chino Hills to the south, Diamond Bar to the west, and the rest of Pomona east of the 71 freeway. Area code 909 serves the neighborhood, hence many consider it part of the Inland Empire. Majority of the homes were constructed in the late 1970s and were completed through the early 1980s, followed by a second phase in the mid-1990s, along with two new condo tracts in the late-2010s. Many folks hold white collar jobs and it’s not a rare sight to see folks drive around in BMWs, Mercedes, newer SUVs, or modified trucks. Many residents purchased their homes when new, or in the couple of decades after, which ultimately resulted in an older age demographic nowadays. There really is no racial majority for the most part since the demographics are very mixed in nearly all blocks. However, anywhere south of Old Pomona Road tends to be more blue-collar, likely due to the fact that homes are cheaper there due to smaller square footage. The neighborhood is within the Pomona city limits, but many would never know due to the absence of Pomona street signs and the fact that Phillips Ranch is also used for mail purposes. Many folks who reside here don’t like to consider themselves as Pomona due to the contrasts between the neighborhood and the rest of the city. Crime is not too bad either, but
Person 1: “So, where do you live?”
Person 2: “I’m from Phillips Ranch.”
Person 1: “That’s a nice area man! That’s located in P-town right?”
Person 2: “Umm....yeah.....”
by chilibandit June 1, 2021
mugGet the Phillips Ranchmug.

ranch forker

A person who dips their fork in the sauce/dressing/ranch before they grab their food with the fork while eating.
I saw you put some ranch on your fork before you ate that salad, you ranch forker!
by RedLucasMiller August 23, 2020
mugGet the ranch forkermug.

ranch mule

A derogatory term for a very unattractive woman.

Derived from nothing in particular. Originated in Vancouver, BC.
by Gobylo June 1, 2018
mugGet the ranch mulemug.

ranch ass

Broh!? Did you hit that ranch ass last night?
by SR20VE January 29, 2018
mugGet the ranch assmug.

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