puff baby

When you suck dick for a free Puff Bar™️

"I just sucked dick for a puff"

"Omg you're such a puff baby"

by realpuffbaby November 21, 2019

pufferfish

A special fish that goes augh

Cook: *gives carrot*
Pufferfish: *moans*

by ThemSinfulKids January 11, 2020

puff brain

A person whose thinking is so ignorant that it is worth nothing but the puffs of hot air coming out of his/her mouth; a person who utters an exceptionally misinformed or uninformed opinion.

Denny was always going on about his knowledge of nuclear physics, even though he failed high school Physics. He is such a puff brain!

by Cynical Bob March 30, 2020

Pufferfish hands

Easy way of saying raynauds syndrome

Mum! My pufferfish hands are acting up! Give me the gloves

by Pufferfish hand expert February 19, 2021

Puffisim

A religion.

The people who follow it are called Puffists.

Religious figures in the Scripts of all Puffs: Mbu (Litt of all), Murphy (Litt of life and death), Hank (Litt of after life), Kevin (Messenger Litt), Shrok (Litt of above the waterline), Ost and Lou (Litts of below the water line).

He follows Puffisim.

by anonymous May 19, 2022

Smelly Puffer

A Puffer that smells so bad that intercourse cannot continue.

My girlfriend let out a really smelly puffer last night which caused me to lose my erection. It was gross and a total turn-off.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

shnuggle puff

A lovely beautiful woman that is as cute and lovable as a super fluffy kitty.

When I crawled into bed with my little baby shnuggle puff I felt like I was surrounded by a hundred freshly fluffed kitty meows.

by Zach Pitzler December 5, 2010