lust puddle

noun.
1) a condition of being weak in the knees and drooly when met by an object of lust.
2) resultant wetness left in one's underwear from being in such lust
3) the juices left in one's bed after a prolonged sex session.

Oh God, I just melted into a lust puddle.

by augratin April 28, 2007

Puddle Dump

An aggregious, offensive action during which a methamphetamine smoker spins your glass smoking pipe too far and to the extent that hot, liquified meth from the utensil and onto an exterior surface thereby wasting your drugs

Dude, that lame ass Keck did a puddle dump! Now we have to kill him!

by kecksucks September 10, 2016

Puddle Blaster

1. A person who drive/rides through big puddles

2. A person who makes females orgasm

My dad is a puddle blaster!

by Soup Kitchen PB July 17, 2022

Puddle Slut

Puddle Slut is a person who has sex with another person for hard core drugs such as meth.

Jim: Hey Jeremy, I was thinking of hooking up with Susie down the street while at your party. Mind if I borrow the guest bedroom?

Jeremy: OH HELL NO! Dude, don't even bother! Don't you know she's a total Puddle Slut? Caught her having sex with Josh under the school's bleachers for meth.

by Appallo May 22, 2018

puddle tits

When someone ejaculates onto some titties with such force, it creates a crater on top of the titty. The crater is filled with the ejaculate, forming a puddle tit.

Dat bitch ova dere definitely got dem puddle tits I was tellin' ya'll bout last night.

by Bawlsohard February 12, 2015

Tuna puddle

Wet spot from a good night of sex!!

Mark was having a good night sex with his sister until he rolled over into the tuna puddle and almost drowned!

by Thomas broadway December 8, 2021

Barney Puddle

When a very old women squirts.

Oooft, Margery left a soaking Barney Puddle at the bingo hall.

by ShadyGarGar June 12, 2018