Public breakfast 

When a male on the toilet is shitting, he runs outside with shit sticking half-way out his ass, and screams, "LOOK AT MY BREAKFAST!"

Yesterday, I did a public breakfast, and it fell out.

Public breakfast by Thethekvr May 14, 2014

Public Wiggling 

The act of touching someone's private part in a public setting.

Last night, she got really drunk and was public wiggling at the bar.

Public Wiggling by Stojo May 9, 2014

public fuckhole 

The whore that everybody in your neighborhood fucks and is fucked ten times a day in a regular basis, the actual hole is a heavily infected transmitter of STDs.

I heard the public fuckhole is recieving more cock than Titts McGee.

public fuckhole by JBielaz March 15, 2015

public piss syndrome 

The inability to relieve your bladder in a public place such as a grocery store, restaurant,etc. While this isn't typically looked at as a medical condition, it is a form of anxiety due to the possibility of someone looking at your junk. Typically this is a problem for men using urnials while someone else is in the bathroom as well.

Bob: Hey Mike, did you stop at the bathroom at the bar?

Mike: No, there was a guy going at one of the urinials, and I have public piss syndrome.

public piss syndrome by ColbyJack121 May 15, 2016

Public Commenter 

A public commenter is one who comments on public pages, news articles or Facebook posts. These comments are not directed at anyone in particular and can often be riddled with grammatical errors.

It is often not until you become friends with someone that you find out they spend their spare time on the internet making unintelligent comments to an unspecified audience.

Natalie: "Oh, I found a really cute guy on Tinder the other day; then I found out he was a public commenter!"
Hayden: "A public commenter, what did he do?"
Natalie: "He commented on Mark Zuckerberg's recent post saying "The new Facebooks so dumb, bring da old one back!!!"
Hayden: "Should have swiped left!"

Public Commenter by pony1234 July 20, 2016

public sector specialist 

1. Someone in sales who can't hack it in the private sector

2. Someone who thinks too highly of themselves to be called a public sector salesperson

Ronnie hates being called a salesperson because she thinks she's better than that, so she calls herself a public sector specialist.

public sector specialist by SithLordDarthBane November 17, 2016

Public school snot 

In the UK, an expensively-educated, not-very-bright person.

Wouldn't be anywhere if he hadn't inherited his father's estate.Typical public school snot. Thick as pig shit.

Public school snot by mrmugwump July 1, 2018