Unique learning process

The process by which a guy learns that he loves a girl. The process involves the girl fucking lots of other dudes, anal, stds, and incessant lying.

Mark just went through a unique learning process, and realizes he loves Brittany, now he has herpes.

by jjjjjjmal September 24, 2010

birthday greeting batch processing

To process in batch the sending of multiple birthday wishes to one's external friends on facebook.

Ah, look: I have EIGHT friends with birthdays today...
Hmm, looks like its time for a bit of birthday greeting batch processing...
*Copies and pastes the same text: "Happy Birthday have a great day! :)" into every 'say happy birthday' box*

by Captain Capable August 15, 2012

breed and proceed

this is a phrase said when some thotie is either crazy, boring, stupid or whatever the fuck, but she has some mighty fine cheeks so u just tickle her insides then promptly leave

yo this girl has some FINE tits but shes dumb as shit, i think imma just breed and proceed

by m4rk0n1 October 4, 2019

acrobatic fucking pirouette

a sicknasty jump flip move known to be effective at escaping INSUFFERABLE GUARDIANS and their SORCEROUS SCULPTURES

wow rose that was a rather acrobatic fucking pirouette you just performed there

by excessiveRancor December 6, 2022

proem

A "proem" is a short bit of folk wisdom expressed in the form of blank verse. It may or may not be "prettied-up" by written expression within lines in the form of a cloud.

<> "A STITCH IN TIME SAVES NINE" <> Bill Shakespeare would have written a proem if he had known he was writing immortal literature.

by Rev-Steve Hislop SR May 11, 2007

Procedure 7

When one group member of a group of people is ignored due to the fact they are creeps or just cause its a group decision. the group makes a circle leaving the outcast outside the circle.

Eli:Um... procedure 7 on Zeta! "
Group: 7!!!!!! 7!!!! can i geta 7!

by Elias Barnes July 10, 2009

prober

A probation officer; referred to as such due to their interrogative nature, as well as their persistence in taking money and bodily fluids from individuals.

Shit, I forgot that I have to see my prober today! That bitch is gonna make me drop for sure.

by Kombaticus September 7, 2012