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Procrastibate

The action of masterbating in order to make an excuse to procrastinate.
I have a project due in two weeks, but I didn't want to do it, so I went into my room and procrastibated.
by Joseph Mowitzki September 3, 2013
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promasturbate

Guy: Hey dude, did you finish your project?
Dude: Naw, I've been promasturbating
Guy: Nice one, I love to promasturbate, but I never get work done
Dude: ;)
by MomsKnife August 29, 2014
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Procrasturbating

Verb. : when you are purposely taking your time to reach climax when masturbating
I was procrasturbating yesterday.
by Andrew Nelson November 14, 2007
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Procrasturbator

A person who puts off pleasuring themselves.
She had a vampire movie to watch, and lots of scented candles; however, her inner procrasturbator told her to wait until supper was over.
by Stirling Argus May 23, 2013
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procrasturbation

(noun) the act of getting pleasure out of procrastinating
I spent so much time procrasturbating that I never even did my essay.
by Pete November 2, 2002
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procrasturbator

One who continuously puts off the act of masturbating.
origin: The combination of 2 words- Mastubator and Procrastinator.
Greg was such a procrasturbator, he thought about jacking off but played XboX instead. This was a daily occurence.
by COMA SUTRA November 4, 2007
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Procrasturbating

Man, I've got that English paper to write tonight but I'm procrasturbating instead.
by TheWildChev November 20, 2009
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