ticket price

A ticket price is the sale price of an item at the point of sale. Where the price of an item has changed such as in a retail sale, the ticket price is the price paid at the point of sale.

An item for sale may be on sale for 100.00. This is the ticket price. If the item price has changed such as in a retail sale to 50.00 then the new price becomes the ticket price.

by exrayspex December 30, 2011

porcelain fudge

Those nasty brown streaks left in the toilette after flushing a large and/or sticky turd. Requires double flushing or the use of perfect timing to wipe the shit up with paper before the water returns. Please wash your hands.

That porcelain fudge is quite chunky.

by Statich3ad February 18, 2006

Porcelain Handshake

Throwing up in the toliet so many times that flushing seems as if you are shaking hands with the toilet.
Used in the song Tequila Headshake.

I was so hammered last night from those Tequila Headshakes, felt like I was giving a porcelain handshake all night.

by Ed and Cam January 17, 2006

porcelain express

Slang term for the toilet when being used for an extended period of time, usually during an illness such as vomiting or diarrhea.

There was something wrong with the food last night, he's been riding the porcelain express all morning.

Don't drink too much, or you'll regret it later when you're riding the porcelain express.

by maxxus July 16, 2006

what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

"What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?" is an expression which denotes that what the other person just said is completely unrelated to the original topic.

Person A: President Bush is the best president EVER!
Person B: No, he's not! He's the worst president!
Person A: Why do you say that?
Person B: Umm, I just bought a guitar.
Person A: Well, what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

by RicardoP89 January 28, 2007

procedure

Defined by Gina Linetti as just a fancy word for 'proper order to do things'.

It's a Brooklyn 99 joke, y'all.

Rosa: We followed procedure.
Gina: 'Procedure' is just a fancy word for 'proper order to do things'.
Holt: Yes, that is it's definition.

by i'm-a-KOOKOOBURRA April 28, 2020

chemical process engineer

When you were 18, the university recruiters told you chemical engineering had "so much variety" and "so many opportunities!" Now, you're graduating 4 years later and have realized that your only two options include oil refining (making gasoline from crude oil) and plastics (making polyethylene from ethylene).

This is probably okay, because whatever you suffer in breathing in toluene all day wearing dark coverall FRC's in 95°F weather, you'll make up for with a 6-digit salary right out of school. You also find yourself with a strangely intimate understanding of how everything around you works, like swimming pools, HVAC, cars, plumbing... everything.

Snooty grad-school materials researcher: "So what are you doing after you graduate?"

You: "I'll be working for a (Exxon/Valero/TOTAL/Phillips66/Shell/Citgo/Lyondell/BP) refinery."

SNGSMR: "Oh, so you're *just* a chemical process engineer?"

You: *grabbing another beer, talking to someone else, driving home in your brand new car...*

by AIChE September 5, 2016