Paddywhacked

To commit to do something with someone, only to appease them and not actually do.

Person A: We are going to celebrate a friends' birthday tomorrow night. Join us (insert location/time).

Person B: Sounds goods, I look forward to it. See you tomorrow night.

Tomorrow night comes, Person B is not there. You, believing they would be there due to previous conversation, have been officially Paddywhacked.

by AnotherPaddyVictim January 27, 2012

Paddy's Peril

An ultra smooth cocktail served on the rocks in a chilled champagne glass. Contains 60 ml Baileys Irish Cream, 30 ml vodka, 30 ml coconut milk, dash of grenadine. Very sweet and satisfying. Goes down like a highly alcoholic chocolate milk. Enjoy.

The Paddy's Peril can easily be passed off as a glass/flask of chocolate milk in any place or for any occasion. I'm not suggesting you could take it to work and drink it right in front of your boss without him/her ever having the slightest idea, but there you go. ;)

by Shit Happens, Then You Wipe January 9, 2011

paddy

the name given to people of irish orientation, regardless of sex.

'Fuck off Paddy, you smell'

'Paddy was a nice girl from ireland'

by Gamblor October 28, 2003

Paddy Whack

A woman who is so hot that she could give a dog a bone.

My barista this morning was a total paddy whack.

by tread3 November 17, 2018

Paddy Whack

When a guy is trying to fuck a girl, but consistently pokes around the vagina unable to find the slit.

I bruised the top of my penis becuase i paddy whacked this girl for like three minutes.

by Brownbottom Cupcake May 4, 2009

nick nack paddy wack

It has been deduced that this song is referring to the killing of a police officer.

'Paddy' is a slang term for a police officer, and 'whack' is slang for murder.

The sound 'nick nack' is obviously reproduced from a mechanical weapon such as a catapult, trebuchet, or large crossbow.

Therefore it is a term for the murder of a police officer using a mechanical weapon.

Did you cover up your tracks on that nick nack paddy wack?

by John Anonymouse August 30, 2013

Paddyism

i-A "true" phrase/statement that contains little or no fact value at all.

ii-Insistance on a phrase/statement being correct even in the face of overwhelming odds/people who can verify that the phrase/statement is incorrect/contains no factual prof.

iii-Changing a forementioned phrase/statement to the correct and factual version and then insisting that the factual correct phrase/statement is the orginal version that was spoken. See also to Lie fib embellish

"Check out the latest Paddyisms.

i- He said most Bartenders are left handed."
i-Motorsport is the most popular sport in the world"

Even after we told him contrary, he insisted his Paddyism was correct.

ii-"After they have built a high rise, they use the crane legs as elevator shafts"
"Polar bears ARE black"

He's now changed his Paddyism

iii- "what I actually said, was that the Polar bears' SKIN is black"

by General Webster November 6, 2007