pooding

An unidentifiable glob that is brown or green and, therefore, resembles poopie. The actual identity of the glob may, in fact, be fecal matter or simply an imitation.

Enjoy that pooding, Davo, you dirty bastard!

by HugeBreasticle March 15, 2005

Poorich

People who buy fake things to make themselves look expensive and rich.

Checkout her instagram, she is a poorich

by Koalamami January 26, 2019

poodiatch

(n.) a woman of ill repute; dirty whore

That filthy skank is one mean poodiatch!

by Mango January 2, 2003

poodissy

a mixute of a pussy and poop..

that sure does smell like some poodissy..

by sand-paper101 February 4, 2010

poobris

(n.) pride derived from the act of defecating and its result, esp. if expecting other bathroom patrons to experience its sickening effects; pride that cometh after the fall (as in plop)

Leaving the stall, and noticing Joe fast on my heels to use the same, I couldn't help but hear the poobris at the back of my mind grin with a dastardly "choke on that, fucker".

by Turd Bard August 14, 2011

pooicide

Self-death by poo. One killing themselves by forcing large quantities of their own human feces down their esophagus.

This fortnite grind is too much, might as well commit pooicide.

by linus Johnson craft April 10, 2019

Poofing

The act of putting a Juul in somebody's asshole and taking a hit off of it

Mike: Do you want to do some poofing in my room?
Samantha: Eww no way! Your my dad!

by JustYourMomsPenis December 24, 2019