Angst Pony

A pony or other equestrian mammal that one rides when one is in a state of angst, concern, distress or general teenage hormonal difficulty.

When an angst pony is brought out in a discussion or "bitch-fest", it soon becomes an angst rodeo as others bring out their own angst ponies"

Camille: "I need to release my angst pony out into the sunset"

Nora: "Gee, Camille's angst pony is raging tonight!"

by Danielle and Company August 06, 2010

The Limping pony

When one obsesivley penetrates a woman's ass hole to the point where she is unable to walk, then useing what force is nessesary, making her to give you a ride on her back.

I didn't get a turn on the donkey ride today at the zoo, luckly tonight my girlfriend is coming over to do the limping pony, and I'm gona get my turn.

by Renob Champ February 26, 2010

Front Pony

front'ponie' /verb/noun

A reverse piggy back involving two people where one person jumps onto another's front, while the other person runs at a medium speed.

Mikey gave a front pony to Clarence and ran into the snack tray.

by Get Seriously April 08, 2010

pony niche

A crevice, nook, or recess for ponies.

Sir Francis Toboggan is hiding out in his pony niche.

by Russell's Cosmic Teapot May 26, 2010

Uber pony

Similar meaning to uber pwnage(an awesome victory over someone or something). Can be used as a noun.

"I was ridin the Uber Pony after I thrashed him in Madden"

by NeonKnight05 November 25, 2009

pony sexuality

No one knows what this means.

Sadly, you'll have to keep looking.
This "pony sexuality" was randomly heard somewhere and no one knows its meaning. I am sorry. Go follow my tt @the_chocolate_lord btw ;)

Person A: "What's a pony sexuality?"
Person B: "No one knows. Not even google."

by Frisk The Chocolate Lord July 03, 2022

Pony Ride

Having sexual intercourse while the male is behind the female. similar to Doggy Style, but grabs a hold of the females hair like the reigns of a pony/horse, possibly making horse noises

Jack was wild, so he went and had a Pony Ride with Sally.

by Jack's outta the Box December 22, 2009