podcastinate

verb: to put off work or more pressing issues by listening to podcasts.

I feel as though I would be a better student if I didn't podcastinate so much.

by schmagsk February 9, 2010

Poladroid

digital images manipulated online to look like Polaroid photographs. used by hipsters, picnikers, and other dumbasses.

Poladroid? More like LOLadroid.

by your goddamn mother March 10, 2010

polar pissing

Pissing in extremely cold temperatures, usually so cold that the pee freezes in midair.

Man 1: Aw man! I went polar pissing again and my pee froze!
Man 2: Well next time, try not to stick your dick out and piss when the temperature is below zero. Polar pissing is dangerous to your health.
Man 1: Gee, thanks, I'll remember that next time my piss freezes inside my dick.

by Random Person From Canada January 15, 2014

Polanski'd

To discover a horrible flaw or truth about someone that forces you to completely re-evaluate your impression of that person.

From 'Roman Polanski' the film director who drugged and raped a thirteen year old girl.

"I thought Dave was a pretty cool guy, then I discovered he EATS kittens!"
"You just got Polanski'd."

"I used to love The Ninth Gate, then I found out what the director did."

"All these things I keep hearing about Woody Allen ."
"Yeah, he just got Polanski'd."

by flashwildecard February 1, 2014

poladas

Someone who leaves randomly when they are bored of something with no fucks given, regardless of who they're with.

Collin left us at the party. What a fucking poladas.

by Synto May 21, 2016

Polar Barely

When you wish you were an Eskimo brother with another man but couldn't seal the deal.

I wish we were Eskimo brothers because Natasha is so hot, but I'm only polar barely there.

by Ultimatefish January 28, 2017

Polar bear defense

When your getting mauled be a polar bear and you only have once option left. Stick your finger or fingers or fist is his anal cavity. This could result in three outcomes. 1- the polar bear doesn't like it and thinks your gay so he runs away. 2- the polar bear does like it so backs up to u and gives u the option to fuck him or die. You fuck him he let's u free. 3- he doesn't like or is offended by it and kills you on the spot. Which isn't all that bad cuz if you make him more mad he will kill you faster instead of dragging it out.

A man who had heard of Polar bear defense jumped in the polar bear pit and the zoo to swim with the polar bears and they weren't happy. He used polar bear defense and the polar bear let him fuck him Now he is a star on pornhub.

by cletus cccccccccccccccccho October 22, 2017