Patched 

Scottish Slang.
Definition- You just got ignored by someone.

"Haha You just got heavy patched"
"I Keep getting patched the full day by everyone"

Patched by Dervint October 23, 2015

Patchrical 

When one has become unstable to the extent that they are numb to it.

She had been subject to ridicule all around her, waiting for a moment of peace for so long, that she had become patchrical. No longer living, simply existing. She was numb. All the voices surrounding her flowed past: meaningless words she'd chosen to stop hearing in a feeble attempt to achieve some sense of tranqullity.

Patchrical by Aaaaah_62 May 22, 2021

Pasadena Pitchfork 

Highly skilled maneuver that involves a man double fisting a woman while simultaneously receiving fellatio and taking a shit on the toilet.

I accidentally walked in on Darrel giving a Pasadena Pitchfork at grandma's house last week.

Pasadena Pitchfork by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

william pitcher junior high 

Fucking shit ass schol, i hope it burns to the ground. All the teachers are fuckjing gay faggots and its just a shit place top generally be in. Also the students are either fucking retarded or have big ass forehads, their names usally start with J, and last name starting with CRA. This school is BOOTY

Travis: bro im going too WIlliam Pitcher Junior High next year
Scott: damn bro i feel bad for u kys
Travis? its really that bad?
Scott: Yes you should kys now and come back alive later
Travis: okay

william pitcher junior high by vennyweenny October 4, 2023

Patch the one eyed snake 

To wank, or masturbate.

Uncle Herbert told me to patch the one eyed snake, so I went out looking for a one with a box of band-aids. I eventually got tired as I couldn't find it, so I ran behind a bush and masturbated furiously.

Patch the one eyed snake by JayReynolds November 6, 2007

Cabbage patch silky 

When you leave on a perm(hair straightener, ie...soft sheen)too long. And your hair becomes very straight and thin, like the fake silky doll hair of a cabbage patch doll.

HOT like the perm on the back of your neck
Left it in too long
Now ya got Cabbage Patch silky(Thanks to Big Boi of Outkast re: Morris Brown)

Cabbage patch silky by Ol Gurl March 18, 2009

hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch 

A Southern way of saying something is real fucking hot.

Goddamnit, it's hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch in this room!!

hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch by WesNile December 14, 2007