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Piss-bead 

Term invented at Reading festival 1998. Refers to when a gentleman fails to shake excess urine from his penis, instead putting his manhood back into his pants. As a result, urine dribbles through the pants onto the trousers in a circular/bead-like shape. Most noticeable on chino-style trousers.
" ere john, there's a fair few piss-beads on your strides"
Piss-bead by Tawdry quacks October 16, 2013
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piss cancel

When you cancel the piss animation by beginning to masturbate.
Damn, he's taking so long in the bathroom, does he even know how to piss cancel?
piss cancel by redsleepinggrass September 29, 2021

piss in the wind 

Doing something that is a complete waste of effort and time for which you can expect no results and may even backfire on you.
Telling the president that invading other countries is unpopular with many voters is like pissing in the wind.
piss in the wind by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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Piss In My Ass 

An expression of great displeasure upon an upsetting circumstance
Dan: Hey Rob, I think your fly is undone

Rob: Oh piss, piss in my ass
Piss In My Ass by Dan H LZHS February 18, 2008

piss-tank 

origon Australia,n; alcoholic, lush; drunk; derro...etc.
her old man reckons Im a piss-tank.
piss-tank by herbie August 23, 2004

piss like a racehorse 

Damn, I have to piss like a racehorse and my teacher won't let me go to the bathroom!!
piss like a racehorse by Brandy March 25, 2004