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Pitt

Crummiest school in the land, in the ghetto of a dying city, and playing in a dying conference. Also known as Penn State's bitch.

Graduates can find jobs delivering pizzas throughout the greater Pittsburgh region.

Synonyms: sPitt, ASWP (A School in Western PA, pronounced "asswipe")
Shitt on Pitt.
by Jim March 9, 2004
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Pitt

Pitt is a University that sucks the most cock of any university in existence ever. Dave Wandstedd is their football coach, mainly just to even further show how fucking stupid this "university" is. They started ranked 15th in the nation and those cock lickers have proceeded to lose 2 of their first 3 games already..dick heads. I know for a fact my 5 year old retarded cousin has a higher IQ than 95% of the students there, and Dave Wandstedd. Penn Sate fucks them in the ass in just about every category that there is. WVU then shits on Penn State and Pitt in just about every way imaginable. Most of those ass clown couldn't even spell Pittsburgh. Don't even get me started on their basketball team, which sucks more dick than 10 gay pornstars in a gay bar. I would rather chop off my own dick than attend that school. Eat shit Pitt.
I got an 11 on my ACT. Penn State sent me back a letter verifying that I was legally mentally challenged. Pitt gave me a Presidential Scholorship.

Many thought Pitt's football team would be good this year, then they looked on the sidelines and saw who their coach was and realized, like always, they are fucked.
by Eatshitpitt October 2, 2010
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Philtering

Replacing letters or text in your company email correspondence to avoid being caught in spam filters for inappropriate content or use of vulgar language.
To avoid violating your corporate email policy - Philtering is necessary and highly recommended. ex; @ssholes, sh*t, f#ck
by Bunky1009 November 5, 2010
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PhattyGirls

Fine young thick chicks with big a ole' onion booty and sexy smile. Sometimes located in the yaoi section of a local bookstore or In Walmart at 3 am wearing cat ears. Occasionally they travel in packs of large numbers containing at least 1 other Phattygirl of a "morbid size" and a small group of young malnurished males whom are unsure about their sexuality and live off a diet of Happy Meals and their mothers Valium.

PhattyGirls love taking profile pictures for Facebook In which they are blowing a imaginary kiss to their favorite anime hero.
Man I was at the CosPlay convention last week, there was PhattyGirls all over. I'm taking one out to the Golden Coral before the ICP show.
by KapGun March 25, 2011
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Phatt Intervention

Exercise regularly to get rid of all of the Phatt on your body.
How was your Phatt Intervention? Man that trainer worked my booty off today. Gotta get ready for the family reunion. Can't be lookin all Phatt in my bikini!
by Anesthesia Princess April 24, 2011
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Phatting

The man was phatting because he ate to many British beans at the wedding
by Will+Emma September 28, 2015
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pittenger

The people of Eubekista followed their Pittenger blindly.
by King Santana July 9, 2017
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