Lance peterson

A really hot guy who loves Legos and lifting weights to push down sadness

1:you know who’s hot?
2:definitely Lance Peterson

by Yellownote April 21, 2022

Lance peterson

A really hot guy who loves legos and weightlifting to push down the pain.

1:you know who’s hot?
2:definitely Lance Peterson

by Yellownote April 21, 2022

Taylor Peterson

A tool with a large head full of emptiness.

Look at that person on that tractor he's a real Taylor Peterson.

by Lexi Day September 3, 2022

marz peterson

girls who think that they are very attractive and think that they pull so many hoes when they don't
these girls are often seen as "white girl ghetto" or "hot cheeto white girls"

1: this girl in my class is so annoying and thinks shes ghetto
2: she sounds like a marz peterson
1: she is one

by crybabyfrfrfr October 1, 2022

lunden peterson

Lunden Peterson wants to Kill himself and any others when he gets irritated by those around him.

Lunden Peterson is such a fun guy to be around

by Lunden Peterson May 25, 2023

Stinky Peterson

noun An action akin to the "wet willy". The inflictor first inserts their index finger into their anal cavity and then into a recipients ear canal.

"I've been on antibiotics ever since you gave me that Stinky Peterson"

by Chief_Grief_$$ July 11, 2024

Jordan Peterson

A right wing grifter and pseudo intellectual who has successfully found a following amongst incels due to his highly misogynistic views of women. He is notorious for his long, incoherent ramblings about Christianity and the so called dangers of leftism that ultimately amount to nothing and often end with him crying about Pinocchio. However, he is best known for being one of the biggest transphobes alive and has gained controversy for intentionally dead naming and misgendering noted trans celebrities. More often than not, his hatred of trans people has caused him to spew Nazi talking points, not realizing that the Nazis actually targeted trans people. So in other words, he is nothing more than a stupid bully.

Did you hear that Jordan Peterson threatened to sue Kate Manne?

Yeah what a little weasel!

by Lynch/Fellini August 9, 2024