Peter Fortune

The man whore version of a dinner whore. One who targets unsuspecting wealthy older women, for Expensive dinners and golden diamond encrusted baubles.

Joe is such a Peter Fortune he'll bang any old bitch for dinner and shiny gems.

by Betty Jugs October 8, 2007

Peter and Alison

When a person commits a mindless act causing minor damage to another person, for example accidentally hitting someone with a bag. Or a large group of people who cause commotion on public transport systems. People who should not have bothered and it would have been best if they'd stayed at home.

'That woman just broke that mans arm with her trolley'
'Oh what a Peter and Alison'

'PETER, MOVE DOWN THE TRAIN. ALISON PUT THAT BABY DOWN'

by AEBHCC May 10, 2009

Pestering

To bother persistently with petty annoyances

Stop pestering me

by Stellition June 7, 2014

Saints Peter and Paul High School

the best fucking school ever. all 23 kids are really cool. <3 Ms. Valeo

Saints Peter and Paul High School. nuf sed

by Jack Derek December 4, 2010

Peter Plumley-Walker

The infamously-moustached cricket umpire who died during a bondage and discipline session in 1989. His panicking mistress dumped his bound body into the raging Huka Falls, introducing sexually naive New Zealand to the word 'Dominatrix'

Also a popular student drinking game and subject of a shortlived ballad.

popular smutty schoolground joke:

Q: "What were Peter Plumley-Walkers Last words?"

A: "I said hook my balls, not Huka Falls!"

by hartattack January 18, 2006

peter phile

joke name meaning pedophile

hello my name is peter phile and i want to work at your school

by sticky October 23, 2003

tile peeler

A prodigiously baneful fart. A dead badger of the most stinkful stench.

Lemore the soccer mom blew a tile peeler inside her SUV. All the kids in back started squealing and begging to get out.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005