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global panera bread

Global panera bread is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global pandemilovato
Why aren't people wearing masks, don't they know there's literally a global panera bread happening?
by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021
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panker

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Sally: ROFL. What a panker.
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Panzershrecked

While Playing Nazi Zombies on Call of Duty: WAW (World at War) and you are in dyer need of a good weapon to fend of the endless hoards of zombies, and then you go to the mystery box to get a weapon for 950 points and receive a Panzershreck. Being Panzershrecked could happen many times in a row, making the Panzerschreckedness worse as the game goes on. Being Panzershrecked is also usually ones demise.
Bryan: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE, GET A WEAPON! BOX BOX BOX!!

Nick: (Spends 950 points on the box and it gives him a panzershreck)

Bryan: "Sweet Merciful Jesus you got PANZERSHRECKED!!!"

Nick: "Damn...Here I'll Try Again" (spends yet another 950 and gets a Panzershreck) "Gahh!"...gets killed by endless hoards. GAME OVER

Wylee and Cole: LOL
by uknick15 August 4, 2009
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dead-panned

After only 2 shots, the freshman was totally dead-panned.
by cherie of the us January 6, 2008
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