Diaper Pale

1. adj. The color of a squeamish or uninitiated individual's face when he/she encounters the more objectionable contents that can sometimes be found in diapers.

I thought it was okay to change little Johnny's diaper in front of the other guests, but when Bob saw all that green baby poop his face went diaper pale and he left the room. Anyway, he'll learn to get over it if he and Jane ever decide to have a kid of their own.

by drolmaeye July 9, 2010

Palmer, Alaska

Small Alaskan town located in the Matanuska Valley, approximately 50 miles north of Anchorage. People from Palmer and the surrounding areas have been refered to as "Valley Trash."

Let's drive to Palmer.

by T. April 17, 2005

Palmela Handerson

Masterbation.

Hey Shannen what did you do last night? Nothing, I just stayed home and hung out with Palmela Handerson.

by Scooby Blue June 3, 2009

paleontology

The process of a younger woman looking for an older man.

She must be into paleontology, she really likes those old bones.

by Beganator April 3, 2010

Palmer Effect

The Palmer Effect: When a man turns a hot girl into a lesbian just by talking to her a few times. The girl effected suffers from Draper Syndrome. There is no known cure.

Friend 1: Man, he talked to Jen again today. Now she has decided to become a lesbian. She says guys just suddenly don't do it for her anymore, and she doesn't know why.

Friend2: Clearly Bob has a Palmer effect on women. He turns them gay within three conversations.

by Roso January 2, 2008

R.R. Palmer

Some dickwad who decided to write a 1000 page book called "The History of the Modern World," which is despised by AP Euro students all over the world. Was head of some historical society, but died in 1992 (though some assholes still make new editions to further the pain of these students.

Even R.R. Palmer's wife feels sorry for students who have to lug the book around, since it's so damn heavy

by Misingnoglic December 18, 2010

India pale ale

imagine a good beer. now imagine a field of hops in the beer. bitter and disgusting beer only drank by snobs who think they are better than you.

see beer snob

"ew you drink lager?"

"yeah I like Sam Adams deal with it"

"I'm ginna drink my 7% ABV india pale ale that is brewed in Vermont and boasts an entire Forrest of hops in it"

by drknife March 25, 2013