Orphan Ear

When ones hair separates either side of the ears, thus exposing Oliver Twist like “orphan ear”

“What up with Shaniqua’s hair?”
“Girl sort that out, you got orphan ear”

by AfraidofMrBean May 2, 2019

Orphan Anie

When a woman has not felt the warmth of a man in her anus for many a moon. The anus becomes orphaned. Consequently, feelings of exile and onset depression will lead her to fill the void left in her anus.

Sup dog, check out that ho over there, ass is just screamin' orphan anie.

Becky, if you dont do anal with Billy your gonna get an orphan anie, do you really want to go down that path?

by Mclovin911 November 25, 2013

Pregnant orphan

a fat pregnant with lots of dandruff

jada was a stupid pregnant orphan

by Lolgog March 18, 2019

Orphan Porridge

(noun): the act of space docking (anally) while which the delivering party of the space dock has a pronounced case of diarrhea.

"Bro, I was totally going to space dock Krystal last night, but it turned out to be orphan porridge."

by Muhahahaha! December 5, 2013

national slap an orphan day

slap an orphan with only good results

i slapped an orphan on national slap an orphan day

by therapist.the.rapist December 11, 2023

Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

Orphanization

The act of removing ones parents.

I completed the orphanization process by the hosts parents.

by Fidbsixhxi March 3, 2022