Poo Net

A method in which to prevent any noise whilst shitting.

How to make a poo net: Grab a few sheets of toilet paper and hold them in your hand about 3cm away from your arsehole. Then proceed to shit and your toilet paper and hand will catch it!

by Livlovesmonkeys101 March 28, 2019

net dome

Virtually giving head.
Too desperate to get head in reality.

Black guy:"Awww man ! This girl Laquisha man gave me some MAD net dome.!"

Blacker guy: "Man, fo real?! I need some net dome."

by Vanessanator April 27, 2009

mud net

The mud net is a slang word for underwear. The "mud net" is designed to catch any unwanted sudden bowel movements in public.

Jimmy told his co-worker "I thought I had to fart today at work, but it was the real deal, thank god I had my mud net on to catch my fudge.

by Rvitale June 5, 2016

Ghetto Net

A site created by Ian to fight off VGS.

Ghetto Net is better than your site.

by AJ 187 July 8, 2003

net neutrality

N. An extremely useful policy in which the government ensures your Netflix still works fast.

Ajit Pai is idiotic and moronic for repealing net neutrality. f***ing d***

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.... December 18, 2017

net schelächt

'net schelächt' is a very importent german saying, it can be used to make your agreement heard.

Or you can use it as a congratulation!

A:Ich hatte vor nä. woche dir 100$ zu schenken!
B: Joar, net schelächt!

A:Ich habe gestern 50 bier getrunken!
B: Net schelächt!

by Stev-O November 3, 2004

Net Dangerous

Shooting such a good swish that the basketball upon hitting the ground has enough spin from the net to comes back to you.

And for the 342nd straight time Robby is Net Dangerous.

by Robby January 2, 2005