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Definitions by jacob917

crab net 

A sexual act; When a man inserts his scrotum and testes into a woman's anus, tugging repetitively.
Jose didn't walk straight for a week after he and Rachel tugged them some crab net.
crab net by jacob917 October 27, 2006

trading post

A sexual act; the act involving a man vomiting over his penis as lubrication for penetration of a female orifice, specifically the anus.
Tyler gave Margaret the old trading post last night, and got spaghetti-o's on his new Persian rug.
trading post by jacob917 October 26, 2006