trading post

A sexual act; the act involving a man vomiting over his penis as lubrication for penetration of a female orifice, specifically the anus.

Tyler gave Margaret the old trading post last night, and got spaghetti-o's on his new Persian rug.

by jacob917 October 26, 2006

crab net

A sexual act; When a man inserts his scrotum and testes into a woman's anus, tugging repetitively.

Jose didn't walk straight for a week after he and Rachel tugged them some crab net.

by jacob917 October 27, 2006