Average Fig

A person that tries to be a special snow flake because they think thats cool

Thomas Is such an Average Fig

by Droid your looking for March 17, 2016

Figging

The process of sticking a fig up your ass

What surprised that it was real!
(I only figging when my dad is around) sorry

by Liam diball (real name search) April 14, 2024

rotten fig

When you leave a fig too long and it goes off and it has bacteria.

The rotten figs smell like poo.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

fig leaf

A small/minimal cover/pretext/justification to undertake an action.

Derived from Genesis 3:7, where Adam and Eve hid their genitals with fig leaves to cover their nakedness.

He doesn't have even a fucking fig leaf to hide behind...

They are clinging to this fig leaf and playing dumb...

by theskyishigh November 25, 2019

picking her fig

pulling on a woman’s tampon string in order to elicit a verbal response

“yo, did you hear about kevin and amber? he was picking her fig last night while she was asleep.”

by figpickin March 4, 2022

Figs

Figs is a term associated with a man who is considered "docile", as well as "submissive" having to do with a specific woman.

That guy acting mad figs, he is doing whatever she says.

by Real_Will_Devens May 14, 2024

Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021