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Christmas lazy

Extreme lack of desire to do anything productive; commonly experienced in the afternoon on Christmas day.
Joe refused to pickup the box of tacks he spilled with the excuse that he was Christmas lazy.
by That Car March 29, 2009
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lazy favor

An obligatory act of kindness that benefits an individual who is in a relaxed and/or partially capacitated state.
"Wanna do me a lazy favor my brother and grab me a CL Smoothie out of the fridge"
by C Danger January 2, 2009
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lazy loyalty

A concept in business which is poorly understood by MBA-types and/or inside start-ups;
When quantified by your data analysts, these customers appear to be loyal to your brand as they keep on using your crap. However, qualitative studies will unravel that the intersection between the sentiment of these customers towards your company and the traditional definition of loyalty is non-existent.

Typical causes of lazy loyalty are companies making it hard for their customers to switch to a competitor, or a persistent apathy towards you among your customer base.
"Are these awesome retention numbers real, or is this simply a case of lazy loyalty?"
by PinkBunny1990 October 24, 2016
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Lazy wiper

Person doesn't put enough effort wipping there ass leaving shit residue behind
I smelt Bill over there he is such a lazy wiper
by Andrewmonas123 August 12, 2017
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Lazy Palin

A sex act in which the girl does nothing but lie there and recite anti-Obama propaganda.
Craigslist: SWM seeking F for Lazy Palin. Serious replies only.
by thatguydr August 19, 2010
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lazy lol

When you can't be fucked to say anything else, and you didn't even pay attention to what the person said.
Greg: Man my girlfriend just shagged this other lad and my dogs just died, and my mums got cancer.

Steve: lol

Greg: Don't lazy lol me man
by Randomage June 6, 2009
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Lazy Guido

While riding in the passenger seat of a moving automobile, you are the recipient of a handjob from the driver.
That 4 hour car ride through the Midwest wasn't so bad after a Lazy Guido.
by Guido and The Guy April 9, 2019
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