OFFICE LAUGH

the most common defintion of an office laugh is when something goes terribly wrong or a 420 pound head honcho farts and then everyone just stares at each other for a few miliseconds and then everyone starts laughing its scary to watch actually!!

if you are in a situation like this just laugh until ur intestines bleed or get a hernia..

its the financial eviquilent of cutting ur own testicles off, 9 to fiving it for pittance..wats the point???

niall: fucks up does nothing about a problem that should have been done MONTHS AGO..But doesn't due to favouritism and whos ur uncle etc..

everyone else: just does the office laugh

ricky: just does this ... :| clocks out early..

by OFFICEINTESTINESRUPTUREDFW April 12, 2009

Office Fever

Feeling crazy at work inside an office.

The accountant experienced office fever when the photocopy machine malfunctioned; he initiated a heated argument with it.

by strawberryx May 18, 2011

The Office Chair

When someone with a penis lies on their back, and a 2nd party takes a seat on said penis (Lube req'd). Once seated, one places both hands on the bottom person's chest and throws their momentum in one direction, resulting in the top person engaging in a thrilling spin, much like in an office chair.

We had no lubricant, so when my boyfriend and I attempted the office chair, we did not even spin 180 degrees.

by L Twice August 16, 2011

Cactus Office

Cactus Office is the place people who break discord rules usually go to, usually having them be either muted or discussing the rules they broke and the punishment they will receive.

I don't want to be sent Cactus Office for sending memes in general.

by TheZombieCactus June 27, 2021

office pope

A holy office worker who bestows blessings upon everyone for each and every sneeze in the office. The office pope fears someone will go to hell, including themselves, if they miss blessing even a single sneeze.

Me: "Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you."
Me: "Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you."
Me: "Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you."
Me: "Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you. Bless you. Bless you."

by Skinny Lou Kingston February 23, 2012

Officer Goon

definitely the coolest rapper ever. don't ever mess with him or else he'll kill you. straight up.

Officer Goon robbed dollar general and only received 2 bucks. yeaaaaaa

by officergoon April 30, 2010

Home office

Term used heavily by Czech nationals for telecommuting.

I'm expecting a delivery, will be on home office tomorrow.

by LLook November 28, 2018