shinji nut

A Shinji Nut is a nut busted beyond your better judgement, resulting in the realization that you are so fucked up.
Named after Shinji Ikari, the Shinji Nut is a kind of post-nut clarity.

Busted a Shinji Nut last weekend to a video of Tom’s mom. I still feel like a broken man.

by pncregretsupreme May 17, 2019

nut shit

the term nut shit is used when someone is says something so foul, dumb, extra, and unnecessary.

Friend: I just fucked my dog!

You: You're on some nut shit.

by optiprisms September 22, 2019

nut luncheon

An innuendo for “fucked up beyond recognition”.

Nah m8 burned the house down. It was a real nut luncheon.

by ThomasJhomas July 17, 2021

Monkey Nuts

A fully loaded 50 to 100 Round Drum Magazine for an Assault Rifle, Smg, or Pistol

"i got a New Ar-15 with monkey nuts hangin off the bottom"

by Brady_Rollies May 12, 2022

Nut Ass

A slang term in reference to something corny or lame typically used in the Philly region.

''Boul got on them nut ass Timbs.''
''Fuck outa here them nut ass braids in ya head.''
''I hate working at this nut ass job''

by PeanutLive215 December 18, 2020

check nuts

to ask yourself if youre really ready to commit to something that involves manhood.

You better check nuts before you try to drink that shit

by dermanatural October 24, 2008

Duck's Nuts

Noun, (singular) to be excellent or of a very high standard, synonym- the "bee's knees"

That bartender Cameron at Ramphearts is the "duck's nuts". He provides excellent service and is an extremely witty storyteller.

by kerb-stirer March 02, 2017