nasty nolan

when u lick the shit out of someones asshole then turn them around and pass your tongue over their upper lip giving them a mustache!!

Boy my wife sure enjoyed it, when i gave her a nasty nolan last nite!

by STAN'S PLUMBING May 20, 2008

nolans noob

A term used in online gaming when a player has surpassed the lowest of the low and is not worthy of being on your television screen. Usually used when one feels another's performance in a game is inferior in all ways.

"Holy shit that guy's K/D ration is 0.12! He's such a nolans noob."

"Dude, you don't know what the shoot button is? Your such a nolans noob."

by Dick Harper March 1, 2008

Nolan

a pussy bitch that complains about everything

He is such a fucking nolan

by hattertat March 5, 2008

Nolan

a boy who enjoys smoking herb and eating alot. Basically what a nolans day would consist of... oh and drinking beer, lots of beer.

wow, that nolan is a loser.

that nolan smokes too much.

quit being a nolan!

by blondi69 December 18, 2008

newland

When a chick takes a drink out of your glass right after giving some douchebag a blow job and leaving a cum ring around the lip of it.

Dude, that skank just newland my beer.

by richardhead13 April 22, 2010

Nolan

a pond sucking scum bag who deserves a round of applause because he gives everyone the clap, also gets black-snaked daily

NCSU Student #1: Ay yo, why is everyone clapping?
NCSU Student #2: Oh, it must be Nolan coming. I heard his ass got completely to' up last night.

by The_Tooth_Fairy February 28, 2010

Nolan

Some one who is socially retarded and can not be left alone at all.

Man that guy doing a Nolan! Let's keep out of here!

by Ihatelifesomuch November 15, 2016