couch cow

A person who comes to your house just to watch tv. She or he will hide the remote to where you can't find it. Theay will also eat all of your food.

My cousion Patience is a couch cow

by Mime-X_x August 13, 2007

Cow-Lying

Cow-lying, a term used for the action of cows lying down before it rains. The cows know the rain is coming, some would say due to falling pressures, but the truth is the cows are psychic and lie down to protect their patch of grass, their terrotory. This is food that they keep dry to eat after the rain has stopped as they think wet grass is yucky. Many people know that when a cow is lying down, they are simply just tired, or rain is coming.

Brian: "Cows are lying down, must be knackered"
Brendra: "No, they're 'cow-lying' its going to rain.."

by Ginguuuurrr August 19, 2010

Cow Slob

When a woman is sucking a man dick and she creates so much saliva it looks a lot like a young calf sucking on its mother's tits.

Jenny likes to suck dick so much she cow slobs every were.

Jenny suck my dick so hard she cow slobbed all over her stomach.

by Chino Grife June 24, 2009

Mush cow

A very cute girl. A mush baby.

Guy1: I really like my girlfriend
Guy2: yeah she’s kind of a mush cow
Guy1: I know right, she’s beautiful!

by Holdennn June 17, 2019

Imp cow

A term that refers to goats.

I've seen an imp cow that was walking down the road

by Funny squid August 20, 2021

Cow sense

When one tries to understand simple mathematical questions, he/she needs to apply only cow sense in order to answer the question because of the absurdly easy nature of the question.

He told me to use my cow sense in answering that permutation question.

by suncow September 22, 2013

cow call

The opposite of a cat call. Making a moo noise at a person you find unattractive. Generally disrespectful.

* driving past a large woman *
Jeff: "moooooooooo"
Rob: "did you just cow call her? that's not cool"

by SpidermanSucks August 10, 2019