strokey nonce

Jordan Lowe's Dad.

Dereks such a strokey nonce.

by Nfcucuuggugggufug April 19, 2018

Nocab

Uncontrollable love of bacon

My nocab shows how much I love swines and bacon

by Bacon boy 33 February 4, 2019

Rowan the nonce

Rowan is a man who bloody loves little kids, he lures them to his sex dungeon with a Flash of his wallet. Rowan also lives on a farm and fucks his mates younger sister.

“Rowan the nonce is coming over?! Hide your little sister quick!”

by Hugh Morrison October 28, 2019

nonce

peedofile, stupid person or someone who's pissing you off

hey Angus you nonce.

by bad man d-dog March 16, 2009

nonce

A common English (mainly Yorkshire) insult similar to twat, dickhead and wanker

Samuel is a rate nonce

by OCS LIVO October 11, 2016

Nona

A girl who watches wrestling, creams over tough guys, and listens to rap metal. Usually a Nona is a girl all the bad guys want.

Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring.

by FirstClassRejekt August 27, 2017

nonad

Jocular slang term for a eunuch, or in layman's terms, a man with no nads(testicles).

Lucas: "Shit dogg, my ex has been going around school telling everyone the terrible truth about me"
Matt: "What truth?"
Lucas: "That I'm a nonad and that I was born that way." *sigh*
Matt: "Man, you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner before that bitch kills your P.I. and makes you the school's laughing stock!"





Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

by Mark H May 24, 2005