Nomp / nompette

Non person, male or female person with no decent personality, idiot

That guy was such a nomp or god she's a nompette, hi nomp / nompette

by Cheekytyke July 26, 2010

Numpty

Dirty Yuppie and Miggers being tools.

'Gorillaz are better than Radiohead' is a numpty statement.

'20gb?
40gb?' is also a very numpty statement.

by yes January 14, 2005

numpty

pillock, prick, moron, asshole, warren pryor

you complete and utter numpty.

by suk dik December 19, 2007

numpty

a funding officer who loses track of project spending and lands everyone in the shit

him, yes thats right, the numpty!

by barella July 11, 2003

numpty

a stoner named ackey dwyer

dont need one..he's a numpty

by hoolie July 25, 2003

Numpty

An excellent beer (OG1044 4.2% abv)brewed at the microbrewery of The Ram’s Head, Wakefield Road, Sowerby Bridge, West Yorkshire HX6 2AZ.
Have too many and you turn into one....

glug.... burp..........

by Ian Hamer November 27, 2003

Numpty

Known throughout Essex as "A Morgan"

I'll just have to bin and grear it
Having a laugh at my suspense

by Matt June 14, 2004