crab net

A sexual act; When a man inserts his scrotum and testes into a woman's anus, tugging repetitively.

Jose didn't walk straight for a week after he and Rachel tugged them some crab net.

by jacob917 October 27, 2006

Poo Net

A method in which to prevent any noise whilst shitting.

How to make a poo net: Grab a few sheets of toilet paper and hold them in your hand about 3cm away from your arsehole. Then proceed to shit and your toilet paper and hand will catch it!

by Livlovesmonkeys101 March 28, 2019

mud net

The mud net is a slang word for underwear. The "mud net" is designed to catch any unwanted sudden bowel movements in public.

Jimmy told his co-worker "I thought I had to fart today at work, but it was the real deal, thank god I had my mud net on to catch my fudge.

by Rvitale June 5, 2016

Ghetto Net

A site created by Ian to fight off VGS.

Ghetto Net is better than your site.

by AJ 187 July 8, 2003

net neutrality

N. An extremely useful policy in which the government ensures your Netflix still works fast.

Ajit Pai is idiotic and moronic for repealing net neutrality. f***ing d***

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.... December 18, 2017

net schelächt

'net schelächt' is a very importent german saying, it can be used to make your agreement heard.

Or you can use it as a congratulation!

A:Ich hatte vor nä. woche dir 100$ zu schenken!
B: Joar, net schelächt!

A:Ich habe gestern 50 bier getrunken!
B: Net schelächt!

by Stev-O November 3, 2004

fart net

when you fart while walking in a line and someone walks by and gets caught in your fart net, and they stop because of the stench.

john was walking down the hall while farting. then his friend walked by right into the fart net.

by TDowns123 September 25, 2010