An elaborate and surreptitious form of marketing on the internet. A netseed usually takes the form of a staged amateur video and is later revealed to be a commercial.
"That 'Bride Wigout' video on YouTube is a netseed! The crazy bitch cut her hair, but it's a commercial for Sunsilk hair products!"
by Robbie McNamara December 14, 2008
Get the netseed mug.A person who's networking skills are so poor, they are unable to even thinly veil their own personal interests that are motivating them to talk to you. Consequently, conversations are dull and awkward, leaving you feeling cheap and used due to its blatant and impersonal nature.
John is such a netlurker; he needs to realise that he's talking to a person, not a company brochure. John, get some people skills.
by MrKoi June 23, 2007
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I thought we had finally gotten a DVD from Netflix that wasn't scratched, but right at a crucial point in the movie, we realized that it was yet another netskips.
by hbsteels February 21, 2008
Get the netskips mug.Adj: To describe someone who can't leave someone's internet social networking profile alone. I.E. Looking at another person's comment and trashing that person.
I can't believe Sarah is netstalking my page, I gotta make it private so she can't see Krissy's comments she left me.
by Disgruntled1 March 14, 2009
Get the netstalking mug.Similar to netslut, only this chick won't ever have sex with you in real life; only over webcam. She usually has many tattoos and is overweight and doesn't care if you have a girlfriend or not. She is glad the net isn't scratch-n-sniff or she would never find anyone to cyber with.
Wow today when I started IM this Netskank wanted to cyber me and I didn't even have to pay to see her webcam!
by Sarina3 October 2, 2009
Get the Netskank mug.1. When someone adds your page on every networking site. 2. Someone's ex or new fling adds your myspace/facebook/twitter/livejournal/tumblr just so they can keep an eye on you. 3. Some creeper just wants to be your friend.
OMG why the fuck is this bitch netstalking me? I don't even know her.
Um, this creeper won't quit netstalking me, i'm about to report abuse fer sher.
Someone's e-obsessed, they won't quit netstalking me.
Um, this creeper won't quit netstalking me, i'm about to report abuse fer sher.
Someone's e-obsessed, they won't quit netstalking me.
by yesnoyesno November 10, 2009
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car insurance, xxx porn, online dating, penis extension, prescription pills, make money fast, mortgage reduction, We Buy Gold, work from home, (and hundreds more).
car insurance, xxx porn, online dating, penis extension, prescription pills, make money fast, mortgage reduction, We Buy Gold, work from home, (and hundreds more).
Bro 1 -- Did you get my email about the game this friday?
Bro 2 -- No -- I probably deleted it along with all the shitty netscrape that was clogging my inbox.
Bro 2 -- No -- I probably deleted it along with all the shitty netscrape that was clogging my inbox.
by Twitchedout June 9, 2011
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