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Visiting the neighbor 

when your balls rest in your butt crack while lying down on your back
while i was relaxing my balls were visiting the neighbor

Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there 

State Farm: We'll groom your kids, and teach them to be gay.
Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there

it's all good in the neighborhood 

a way to say that you are doing alright in a different way. this phrase is the best alternative to saying you are alright because it rhymes.
friend 1: Emma, it looks like that hurt. are you ok?
friend 2: yeah, it's all good in the neighborhood
Someone who lives next door to you who is a registered sex offender, stalker and or serial killer.
the neighbors who reside in the house with green pickup truck are sex offenders who are bros.
neighbor by my neighbors are gay September 1, 2010

The neighbor's cum is always whiter 

When a sexual partner complains about your sexual activity and/or your genitallia
Jane: your dick is much smaller than Mike's

Jane's boyfriend: *murmuring * the neighbor's cum is always whiter