The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.

"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"

by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018

table nectar

When you touch an unknown substance under a table and assume it’s somthing gross but would rather believe it’s something not gross

Oh shit, I think I just touched some table nectar

by Originaldrizzle July 8, 2018

native nectar

Name used by basic insta whores to seem spiritual; although just a recreational cocaine user

Native nectar posts selfies while in exotic locations rather than enjoying said exotic locations.

by Iambetterthanyouforsure August 30, 2018

native nectar

Name used by basic insta whores to seem spiritual; although just a recreational cocaine user

Native nectar posts selfies while in exotic locations rather than enjoying said exotic locations.

by Iambetterthanyouforsure August 30, 2018

Toe Nectar

Whenever you have toe fungus but then someone takes your fungus and they lick it to just spit it up. Which it looks like toe nectar

Spit it on me please use my toe nectar like a champ-gorl

by CEO of Kermit September 24, 2019

reap the nectar

To be the lucky recipient, due to being in close proximity, to another person's fartgas. Alternatively, a warning issued by the source to a potential recipient.

It was probably a bad idea mixing beer with pickled onions. Reap the nectar everybody!

by sethpin67NZ November 20, 2011

Mya Type Nectar

Mya Type Nectar is an exceptional classification of "Nectar". Solely using nectar leads to oneself being bounded by the matrix, and a finite range of game and prosperity. Mya Type Nectar is a new wave of living that has transcended all meaning it once held. Mya Type Nectar is the very reason we were set upon this Earth.

"yo did you see (redacted) is done with Mya an trying to nectar that new girl but he still not making any moves?" "yea man that kid is on some Mya Type Nectar he trippin." "only by giving oneself to Mya Type Nectar can they make peace with themself and reach Nirvana."

by NectarSage December 8, 2022