napoleon complex

One of the greatest punk bands ever

"I saw napoleon complex last night and I got pregnant from they're bitchin' music!"

by DivineSeparated January 12, 2008

napoleon

What you call a young person who acts like "god I hate my parents!" "life sucks I want to kill myself!!!!" etc. Taken from the movie Napoleon Dynamite. Popular among SoCal beach kids.

Kid A: I hate my parents! Why can't they just die already!!!!!
Kid B: Dude, quit being a Napoleon. Your parents are rad!

by Numair January 22, 2007

Napoleon Bonaparte

The only reason this guy took over all of Europe and be French at the same time was because he was short. It took all of his normal height to counteract the French brand of cowardice.

Hey look at the short person.
Shutup, you retard. I'ma goanna take over the world like my brother Napoleon Bonaparte did. Short people for the win!

by Vanish29 March 12, 2008

napoleon dynamite

the best flippin movie EVER gosh u frickin idiots u gotta c it if not im gonna get the butt load of gangz in my school ta kick ur tots cuz they're pretty good with a bow staff GOSH

napoleon dynamite iz da sexiest nerd in da world IDIOTS ima rape him in his face

by UR MOTHER'S NOSE February 10, 2005

napoleanism

Overwhelming desire to invade other peoples countries.Even if there's no chance of victory.

Im feeling a great sense of Napoleanism today i think i'll invade Russia,or maybe even Afganistan.

by popebenadict16 January 31, 2010

Soldiering through the Long Russian Winter with Napoleon

The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.

The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.

"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."

by Ed the Trell January 10, 2019

napoleon-dynamite

Someone with superior charisma and dance flare.

1. That Jason dude is a serious napoleon-dynamite.

2. "When he starts to dance, the woman slide of their seats."

by wolfgangamadeusphoenix November 15, 2011