Red diver ass muncher

to eat out a vagina on its period for the main course then proceed to anus for a doo doo dessert.

dude I was such a red diver ass muncher last night. I went deep sea diving in her red sea and drank it like red wine then ate the brownie out her ass.

by rockstarrr April 13, 2008

munchers

Another word for lesbians.

Look at those two munchers over there!

Im going to party with the lady's who munch.

by tash January 13, 2004

anal-muncher

Someone who licks the outer and occasionally the inner area of the ass of someone else.

"That was some great anal-munchin' eh George?!"

by Shannon May 13, 2005

fudge muncher

1. one who engages in the act of felching.

2. a fairly mild insult, which can also be used as a term of endearment, of a similar variety to wanker. Not to be confused with:

3. A 'complete' or 'total' fudge muncher: who is a proper useless prick.

1. You could tell by the shit stains on his chin, he was a fudge muncher.

2. Coming down the caf, yer fudge muncher?

3. All the leaders of the British Conservative Party have been complete and, indeed total, fudge munchers for yonks.

by edjog October 8, 2005

crumb muncher

children from a single mother (that you want to date)

Sally's got crumb munchers, they are eating up everything!

by KonChaang October 3, 2008

Mattress muncher

A "Mattress muncher" is predominately male and of the same sex perswation, having said that its not totaly necessary as long as one male or female is face down munching a mattress with something hard entering a lubricated hole, it could be any hole as long as there is a mattress and a person face down in that mattress.

She was face down taking it hard from behind, she was "mattress muncher" or more commonly used, Elton john, what a "mattress munching" homosexual. Not to be used solely in a negative way but to explain a certain style, having said that its a good cuss, piss off you matress munching bell end, possibly from the Brighton area in the uk.

by Witmond April 14, 2013

clit-muncher

someone who pours cheerios on a womans clit and then eats it

oliver is such a clit-muncher

by nanaaaahurfhuju August 1, 2013