total muppet

An english slang phrase meaning someone is completely useless, or has just done something foolish. Often used in a good natured manner.

"I just insulted a policeman, and he jotted down my license plate number."
"You total muppet."

by OverEngineer December 8, 2005

ass muppet

a clueless, bothersome imp of a person

Chris has done so much meth, he's turned into a complete ass muppet. I wish he'd stop.

by Evil Jedi July 20, 2006

filthy muppet

the act of fisting someone elbow deep, thus reducing the subject to muppet status

i gave Ryan's girlfriend the filthy muppet while he was passed out at the party.

by Vulva Hammer September 3, 2010

pube muppet

The hottest most sexual muppet of them all... Kermitt.... Also it can be a badass mother with a huge dangly cock.

Yo, that kermit wang is WACK??

Fuck me hard u pube muppet.

by Lisa January 25, 2005

Love Muppet

A muppet in love. Most commonly used with reference to a member of the male gender. Describes a guy who has become entirely wrapped around a girl's finger in serf-like fashion, and as a result displays pathetic, incoherent, twat-like behaviour in all other areas of his puppeteered existence...and yet is regrettably oblivious to the fact.

"Ever since he started dating her, Paul's turned into a right love muppet"

by L. Awknad March 10, 2005

Tongue Muppet

Someone who insists on sticking their tongue out when having their photo taken.

Look at all her profile pictures on facebook, she's a Tongue Muppet

by Apehanger March 6, 2011

Shocker Muppet

individual who meets the definition of Muppet, but needs the extra stimulation of the shocker to wake the the fuck up.

"Tammy is such a dumb cunt"

"yep, she's a shocker muppet for sure"

by n0tU July 24, 2010